"I Have It on Good Authority. . ."

Via Reb, and how frighteningly right this fucking is:

The Scoplaw is masterful, likes authority, aspires towards an ideal. A little too pretentious and always wanting things. The Scoplaw likes to give advice. The Scoplaw is honest, frank, loyal, open and sincere.

Weaknesses: pride, vanity, arrogance, presumption and disdain of others.

The Scoplaw is brave and knows how to take risks, has the courage of the Scoplaw’s convictions, is honest , imposing and sharp. The Scoplaw has a great sense of and respect for justice. Organizational sense. Selectivity in friends, but is not influenced by them. Taste for splendor.

Weaknesses: changing and numerous affections. Emotional instability, pride.

Ambitious, sincere, loyal, friendly and full of good cheer. Great sense of organization. Likes children and leisure time.

Weaknesses: likes to play games too much and can go too far, in spite of himself. Likes to play-act and do about-turns, which surprise and upset those concerned. Likes to take risks in jest and for amusement.

The Scoplaw is affectionate, loves family life, the home, the nest, comfort. Fertile imagination, love of children, the Scoplaw is sociable and likes the country, nature. The Scoplaw is romantic, pleasant, at ease in relationships. The Scoplaw always dreams of the "Great Love".

Weaknesses: changing emotions. The Scoplaw easily becomes attached to people, The Scoplaw is inconstant, extravagant, whimsical, always in pursuit of the impossible. Not an authoritative parent, avoiding family conflict for the quiet life.

Combative strength. The Scoplaw always realizes the Scoplaw’s schemes. Can undertake big projects, conclude them successfully and receive the deserved rewards. The Scoplaw likes responsibilities and difficulties above all, and imposes himself forcefully.

Weaknesses: Combative force can lead to violence if The Scoplaw thinks it necessary. The Scoplaw is bold, presumptuous, intrepid: The Scoplaw likes to face danger and can naturally have a few hiccups on the way.

The Scoplaw is agreeable, seductive, engaging and generous.

Weaknesses: immoderate taste for sport and games.

The Scoplaw is systematic, ordered, meticulous. The Scoplaw is discerning and lucid. A scientific mind.

Weaknesses: problems with nearest and dearest, worries in moving or travelling.

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Well-developed artistic leanings. The Scoplaw’s balance can be upset by too great an independence.

Likes long voyages, things foreign, water.

Brings changes.

Financial problems ease after marriage.

The Scoplaw has a tendency to bad dreams. Possibly has romantic phantasies. Is interested in the occult.

Has a fear of death, but who doesn't? The Scoplaw can be tormented at night. The Scoplaw likes research, investigation, enquiries. Studies well.

The Scoplaw’s fate depends a lot on marriage. Marries for love, children, happy emotional life.

Deeply rooted opinions, which The Scoplaw knows how to defend energetically. At a certain moment of life, the Scoplaw can fight for a particular ideal but might abandon it along the way, being less convinced than at the beginning of its virtue or because The Scoplaw realizes that it is a losing battle. Conflict abroad or with foreigners.

The Scoplaw is jovial, expansive, dynamic, kindly, altruistic. The Scoplaw has good judgement, is tolerant and likes food. The Scoplaw has a good education and a prosperous life.

Relationships, marriage are not likely to be fruitful. The Scoplaw marries fairly late but The Scoplaw’s feelings are sincere and stable. The Scoplaw is persevering, methodical and persistent, which brings professional success.

The Scoplaw must have an independent career, with no routine, which satisfies The Scoplaw’s need to move around, travel and which must in particular have an element of risk attached. The Scoplaw is eccentric.

The Scoplaw likes isolation, a withdrawn life, dreams and meditation. The Scoplaw has little desire for action.

The Scoplaw will have an intellectual profession. Teaching, research, philosophy, mathematics. Children will be a source of happiness and pride.

Success in professional life will be long and laborious. Continuously working towards it, the Scoplaw will finally achieve universally acknowledged success.

The Scoplaw is always at the forefront of progress. Likes everything that is new, original and ingenious. Likes every new idea, as long as it improves life and naturally is good for everyone. The Scoplaw is happy to travel even at a moment's notice, likes a life full of change and meetings.

Lots of authority within the family. The Scoplaw knows how to take the destiny of the family in hand. The Scoplaw is very energetic, very strong, knowing how to cope with life's setbacks.

Full of initiative. Things are done to the full, with energy, vigor and strength of purpose: It is the same with love life. Children will be hardy and rarely ill.

Completely trusted at work. Knows how to keep a secret and is of irreproachable honesty. Weak point: the throat.

Marries quite young, and divorces later. A second marriage doubtless with less passion but a lot of friendship. Frightened of living alone in old age.

Small inheritances.

The Scoplaw is tolerant, accepts all differences and respects them. The Scoplaw is honest and loyal.

Contacts of all kinds will lead to social success, professional, through marriage etc... Likes society life, friendships that could help professionally. Sometimes jobs connected with justice, but always involved with important and influential people.

Looks for friends among "well-placed" people, artists known even regionally, influential people in society, the social or political world, likes high class evenings.

Work in the police field, likes investigating other people's private lives.

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The Scoplaw has lots of vitality. The Scoplaw likes public life, The Scoplaw is popular and the Scoplaw’s company is appreciated. The Scoplaw is balanced, at ease with himself and gets on very well with The Scoplaw’s parents.

The Scoplaw has good judgment, a good memory. The Scoplaw is intelligent, imaginative, vivacious and develops all through life. The Scoplaw speaks easily. The Scoplaw has an aptitude for learning foreign languages.

The Scoplaw is above all independent and original. The Scoplaw likes change, reforms, The Scoplaw is allergic to everything routine. The Scoplaw has a strong personality, and has many friends.

The Scoplaw likes to work alone, quietly. The Scoplaw pays attention to detail, is serious, methodical, patient and can take on long, difficult and delicate tasks, and complete them.

The Scoplaw is nonchalant, pretentious, full of self-importance. The Scoplaw likes what is beautiful and sometimes ostentatious, and spends lots of money for the sake of appearances. The Scoplaw likes to please and has numerous amorous adventures. The Scoplaw is unfaithful and undergoes tribulations in love.

The Scoplaw is perspicacious, ingenious: The Scoplaw binds intelligence and originality together with genius. The Scoplaw likes literature, especially fiction. The Scoplaw is spontaneous in The Scoplaw’s friendships and knows how to take advantage of the situations that arise.

The Scoplaw has a good sense of organization, The Scoplaw is jovial, frank and sincere. The Scoplaw is full of dynamism and over-abundant energy. The Scoplaw loves life and takes all it has to offer. The Scoplaw likes sports and the outdoor life. The Scoplaw is successful professionally and emotionally. The Scoplaw usually has lots of children.

The Scoplaw has a good influence on the family, which loves and helps the person. The Scoplaw likes travelling, movement, change. The Scoplaw likes contact and is open to other people.

The Scoplaw tends to exploit others, and has a doubtful honesty.

The Scoplaw is vain and jealous. Both married life and professional life are difficult with such a character.

The Scoplaw likes to vaunt himself too much, is pretentious. Only one thing interests him: himself - and The Scoplaw brings every conversation around to himself. The Scoplaw has highs and lows in The Scoplaw’s professional life.

The Scoplaw is intelligent, with quick and lively reflexes. The Scoplaw is preoccupied by The Scoplaw’s circle, likes to exchange ideas with The Scoplaw’s friends, but also with strangers. Of an open nature, The Scoplaw goes out to others.

The Scoplaw knows how to be on top of the situation. The Scoplaw perseveres, is determined but ingenious and original. The Scoplaw is very practical. The Scoplaw proceeds slowly, but is always bound to achieve the Scoplaw’s objectives in the end.

The Scoplaw uses all the Scoplaw’s energy to succeed professionally. The Scoplaw has a good sense of organization and authority.

The Scoplaw’s plans lack realism and are therefore often unattainable.

The Scoplaw’s life is difficult and cramped. The Scoplaw is a worker, but success takes time in coming. The Scoplaw has problems in being open. The Scoplaw accepts solitude, rather than looks for it. Family problems.

The Scoplaw is energetic, determined, courageous, The Scoplaw is full of self-confidence. The Scoplaw likes to dominate, command, direct. The Scoplaw overcomes all difficulties by sheer will-power. The Scoplaw is frank.

The Scoplaw has strange relationships. The Scoplaw is easily influenced, very sensitive and emotional.

The Scoplaw is imaginative and has the Moon's intuition complemented by Uranus' independence and originality. The Scoplaw’s life is out-of-the-ordinary, with lots of changes and a great knowledge of the world not through reading but through personal experience. The Scoplaw likes the sensational, new things. The Scoplaw acts instinctively, but fortunately has a good sixth sense. The Scoplaw likes to be surrounded by original people, artists.

The Scoplaw is always changing, is unstable. The Scoplaw is ready to innovate, to change everything. The Scoplaw is inventive.